doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

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ultrafacts:

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts daily.

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spoopybelgium:

the fun thing about getting to know yourself and your sexuality is to look back on your childhood memories and think

wow

that was really fucking gay

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herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

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averagefairy:

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

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ticktoast:

this show is a gift

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drtanner:

chlorodream:

lady-of-redemption:

He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.

this is really, really important

That’s the thing about it, though. It’s always there, it’s ever-present. When you’re watching that show you’re at and you can see it starting to get shitty, all you’ve got to do is turn your head and that exit sign is just over there.

Glowing

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otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

image

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science side of tumblr tell me why this dick so bomb


radical-as-fuhk:

like 90% of everything i say is a gay joke because i am a gay joke

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validx2:

Bruh these new generation moms lol

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justnodoubt:

Gwen Stefani - Baby Don’t Lie (Audio)

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burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

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